Forever Earthbound
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact

Any County USA - We're #1

5/13/2014

0 Comments

 
Dateline - May 2039 -  County Board of Supervisors Meeting

            “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve done it again!  For twenty-five years in a row Iowa County has been ranked as the best in the state,” boasted board chairperson, I. M. Proud.

“What a record!  How did this start?” Anita Nohow, the newest board member, asked.

“Back in 2014 we received news that the Robert Woods Johnson Foundation determined we were #1 in the ‘Health Outcomes’ area.  Ever since, we’ve been ranked #1in some area each year.   These past ten years it’s been in environmental sustainability,” replied Olive A. Kleenerth.

“Wow, what environmental factors do they consider?” Anita Nohow asked.

Everyone was eager to brag up his special field of interest.  Rich Huemus spoke first.  “The farmers have really led the way.  Between rotational grazing and regenerative organic cropping, our farmers actually sequester, that is soak up, more carbon dioxide than we put into the atmosphere.  They’re helping reverse the negative effects of climate change.”

Colleen N. Ergy jumped right in.  “Don’t forget about our distributive energy system that supplies power to our community owned co-ops.  Almost every rooftop is graced with solar panels.  No need to buy fossil fuels from other states, and almost no green house gas emissions.”

S. A. Warmhaus interrupted, “All that power generation is great but don’t forget about our house weather-proofing and insulation retro-fit programs.  And all newly constructed homes include passive solar and thermal heat sink features.  Many of our homes use almost no energy input to stay toasty warm in the winter and cucumber cool in the summer.”

Not wanting to be overlooked, E. Lex Tricar stood up.  “What about our transportation system? Once we set up the network of charging stations those solar panels provide the power for most of our private vehicles. And county bio-digesters provide the liquid fuels for heavy equipment.  Expanded mass transit to Madison and Dubuque is icing on the cake!” 

“It almost seems like a dream,” said Proud.  “Back in ’14 when my uncle, Macon A. Neworld, was on this board he and the other members had a vision of a cleaner, more sustainable way for our county to prosper.  Uncle Macon said he knew we could do it and that we must.  ‘This is the only home we’ll ever know,’ he said.  ‘We must treat it with respect because we are forever…Earthbound.’”

0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Author

    I'm interested in the topics of sustainability and climate change especially in regards to our local area in southwest Wisconsin.

    Archives

    May 2025
    April 2025
    March 2025
    February 2025
    January 2025
    December 2024
    November 2024
    October 2024
    September 2024
    August 2024
    July 2024
    June 2024
    May 2024
    April 2024
    March 2024
    February 2024
    January 2024
    December 2023
    November 2023
    October 2023
    September 2023
    August 2023
    July 2023
    June 2023
    May 2023
    April 2023
    March 2023
    February 2023
    January 2023
    December 2022
    November 2022
    October 2022
    September 2022
    August 2022
    July 2022
    June 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    March 2022
    February 2022
    January 2022
    December 2021
    November 2021
    October 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013

    Categories

    All
    Carbon Fee And Dividend
    Carbon Sequestration
    Climate Change
    Extreme Weather
    Health
    Local Food
    Lymes Disease
    Mercury Pollution
    Renewable Energy

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.